Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat

Gardeners unite with the **Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat**!  This darkly humorous mat combines gardening passion with a "warning" to unwanted visitors. Perfect for plant lovers with a wicked sense of humor.

A unique way to showcase your green thumb and dark humor simultaneously. Your plants might be organic, but this mat is 100% synthetic (we promise).

Why You'll Love It:

Gardening Humor - Perfect for plant parents

Durable Material - Handles dirt (literally)

Unique Statement - Stands out from typical mats

Great Gift - Ideal for horticulture enthusiasts

Slip-Resistant - Safe for outdoor use

What's Included:

• 1 x Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat

Specifications:

Size: Standard doormat size

Material: Weather-resistant coir or polyester

Usage: Best for covered outdoor areas