Dirty Bertie Series 1 - David Roberts 10 Book Set Fangs, Fetch, Germs & more

This 10-book collection from Dirty Bertie Series 1 by David Roberts brings together a run of stories centred on Bertie and his “nose-pickingly disgusting habits”. Across the set, Bertie’s madcap plans and crazy ideas repeatedly tip him into comic chaos, with trouble never far behind.

From school outings and competitions to parties, sleepovers and even a royal garden party, each book follows Bertie into a fresh round of mishaps. The stories feature a mix of worms, fleas and mud alongside bogeys, germs and fangs, as Bertie blunders through dares, revolts, tricks and misunderstandings.

Included titles

• Dirty Bertie - Worms!
• Dirty Bertie - Fleas!
• Dirty Bertie - Pants!
• Dirty Bertie - Burp!
• Dirty Bertie - Yuck!
• Dirty Bertie - Bogeys!
• Dirty Bertie - Mud!
• Dirty Bertie - Fetch!
• Dirty Bertie - Germs!
• Dirty Bertie - Fangs!

Key details

• 10-book collection
• Series: Dirty Bertie Series 1
• Author: David Roberts
• Includes Dirty Bertie - Fangs!, Dirty Bertie - Fetch! and Dirty Bertie - Germs!

Synopses

Dirty Bertie - Bogeys!

Bertie’s mum tries bribery to stop him picking his nose, but a magic trick leaves him with more than he bargained for. On a school trip, he also causes chaos by driving a museum potty.

Dirty Bertie - Germs!

Three stories follow Bertie as he attempts to catch sister Suzy’s illness, teams up with Gran for a dancing competition, and meets a new babysitter who is even grubbier than he is.

Dirty Bertie - Fangs!

Bertie sets out to prove that grumpy Mr Grouch is a vampire. Along the way, he ends up modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.

Dirty Bertie - Pants!

In Pants, Fame and Poop, Bertie loses a dare with Know-All Nick and has to wear his pants to school. He also plays the dog in an amateur dramatic society production of Oliver! and takes Whiffer to Royston Rich’s birthday party, where Whiffer leaves an unwelcome present.

Dirty Bertie - Fetch!

Bertie gets into trouble over a new robot dog and makes a royal garden party blunder when he mistakes the Queen for one of Gran’s friends. He is also tricked into getting a girlfriend for the school disco.

Dirty Bertie - Fleas!

Meet Dirty Bertie, a boy with “nose-pickingly disgusting habits”. With madcap plans and crazy ideas, he is never far from trouble.

Dirty Bertie - Yuck!

Bertie hatches a new scheme for making filthy lucre, has a sickly day at the fairground, and teaches a toddler her first word: Bum.

Dirty Bertie - Burp!

Bertie stages a school dinner revolt, takes Whiffer to dog training, and sabotages his sister’s sleepover. Chaos follows.

Dirty Bertie - Worms!

Bertie tries to wriggle out of a pink party, attempts to be polite for a whole day, and makes a truly rubbish entry for the summer fair’s flower-arranging competition.

Dirty Bertie - Mud!

Bertie faces a barrage of footballs as the school’s new goalie, struggles to stay clean for the school photographer, and gets completely lost in a huge department store.